♚UG-EEZY♚
18, Chicago, Musician,
This blog is dedicated to all that I find funny, entertaining and inspiring.

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

(via nidaa-bidaa)

isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

(via untilotherwiseproven)

teacher:what do you want to be when you grow up?
me:the saviour of the broken, the beaten, and the damned

skateordiekillua:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

(Source: spookyordiekillua, via untilotherwiseproven)

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